Neighbours send amusing letter to man having loud sex

IT’S the one thing anyone that lives in an apartment block dreads: loud sex.

How on earth do you tell your neighbour to keep the noise down during a moment of passion without sounding like an old whinger?

A couple of high-rise residents may have found the way.

Frustrated with their upstairs neighbour they penned an amusing letter of complaint about loud sex.
The letter opens with: “It’s cool and all that you’re getting laid and stuff, but the bed squeaking is getting really annoying.”

The downstairs neighbours then suggest that their neighbour consider having sex “on the floor or the couch”.

IT’S the one thing anyone that lives in an apartment block dreads: loud sex.
How on earth do you tell your neighbour to keep the noise down during a moment of passion without sounding like an old whinger?

A couple of high-rise residents may have found the way.

Frustrated with their upstairs neighbour they penned an amusing letter of complaint about loud sex.
The letter opens with: “It’s cool and all that you’re getting laid and stuff, but the bed squeaking is getting really annoying.”

The downstairs neighbours then suggest that their neighbour consider having sex “on the floor or the couch”.
Bed squeaking during sex can be pretty annoying for others. Try the couch or floor as alternatives, high-rise neighbour suggest.Source:ThinkStock
Bed squeaking during sex can be pretty annoying for others. Try the couch or floor as alternatives, high-rise neighbour suggest.Source:ThinkStock



But it doesn’t stop there.

They continue, “To show you that we are cool with you getting laid, we have included some condoms for you to use.“

“Anyways, enjoy the sex!”.

They even include a joke in the end about the condoms.

“We take no responsibility for broken condoms. This is true for all condoms so try to be safe dude. Don’t want a kid walking around any time soon.”

The letter was first posted to photo-sharing site Imgur, according to the Daily Star, and has been entertaining social media users since.
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